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Futile Fantasy Creations

ABOUT FUTILE FANTASY CREATIONS

FUTILE FANTASY CREATIONS IS THE BRAINCHILD OF TWO MASTERS OF THE FANTASY GENRE, BY THAT I MEAN TWO SAD ENGLISH BLOKES WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO. FUTILE FANTASY WAS FOUNDED AS A COVER NAME FOR OUR CREATIONS, SUCH AS STORIES, GAMES AND OCCASIONALLY MUSIC, BUT WE DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT. MOVING SWIFTLY ON, THE CHARACTERS FROM ALL STORIES AND GAMES ARE TOTALLY ORIGINAL CREATIONS BASED ON THE BEST AND WORST CHARACTER TRAITS A PERSON COULD HAVE. THE HERO IS ALWAYS A COMPLETE FOOL IN REALITY AND THE WOMEN ARE ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL AND KNOW IT. WE MAKE NO APOLOGY FOR THE DELIBERATE SILLINESS IN OUR STORIES, IN FACT WE'RE RATHER PROUD OF IT. THE FANTASY GENRE IS LITTERED WITH LARGER THAN LIFE AND OVERBLOWN PERSONALITIES AND IT'S ALMOST OUR DUTY TO SPOOF IT WITH EVERYTHING WE HAVE. SO WE DO. AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO.

WE RECENTLY COMPLETED OUR SECOND FILM PROJECT ENTITLED "GO, GO, TSUKIKO" MADE USING DAZSTUDIO AND PIECED TOGETHER USING JASC ANIMATION SHOP 3 AND SONY VEGAS 7. DESPITE ALL OUR HARD WORK HOWEVER, THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE VISIT THIS SITE IS TO DOWNLOAD OUR TEXTURE PACKS FOR DAZSTUDIO'S AIKO 3. EVIL SWINES THAT THEY ARE, THEY DON'T CARE THAT WE SWEATED BLOOD TO BRING THEM COMIC SCREENPLAYS AND MOVIES ETC... . I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T CRY...

THANKFULLY, WE'RE TOO THICK TO BE OFFENDED BY PEOPLES IGNORANCE OF OUR WORK AND WILL CARRY ON REGARDLESS. FUTURE PROJECTS LOOK LIKELY TO INCLUDE A WRITTEN SERIES OF GO, GO, TSUKIKO! AND OUR FIRST SCI-FI SPOOF, NOT TO MENTION MORE AIKO TEXTURES TO KEEP ALL YOU INGRATE PHILISTINES SWEET. THANK YOU AND CIAO FOR NOW.

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