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FUTILE FANTASY CREATIONS IS THE BRAINCHILD OF TWO BLOKES FROM SOUTH-EAST ENGLAND WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS. HAVING NAMED THEIR FIRST EFFORTS AT WRITING A FANTASY SPOOF "FUTILE FANTASY", THEY DECIDED TO ADD THE WORD "CREATIONS" WHEN THEY NEEDED A NAME FOR THEIR WRITING PARTNERSHIP BEFORE SUBMITTING STORIES TO BBC TELEVISION. AND SO FUTILE FANTASY CREATIONS WAS BORN.
SINCE THAT DAY, WE'VE WRITTEN MORE STUFF FOR THE BBC TO SCOFF AT AND SPIT BACK AT US AND EVEN MORE STUFF THAT WE DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO SHOW THEM. STUFF THEM, THEY DON'T KNOW GOOD WRITING WHEN THEY SEE IT ANYWAY. ARE WE BITTER? YES, YES WE BLOODY WELL ARE!
MOVING ON, THE WRITTEN WORD IS NOT OUR ONLY ENDEAVOUR. WE'VE ALSO FAILED AT MAKING RPG'S, MOVIES AND 3D TEXTURES. WE LIKE TO THINK THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN'T TRY OUR HAND AT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH PEOPLE BEG US NOT TO. WE EVEN MADE A MUSIC ALBUM. UNLIKE OUR OTHER CREATIONS, HOWEVER, IT PRETTY MUCH OFFENDED EVERYONE FROM WOMEN TO SCOTTISH PEOPLE TO THE ARISTOCRACY. THEREFORE IT WON'T BE MAKING AN APPEARANCE ON THIS SITE ANY TIME SOON.
WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD FOR FUTILE FANTASY CREATIONS?
OVER THE NEXT FEW YEARS WE'LL UNDOUBTEDLY CONTINUE TO PLAN STORIES THAT NEVER GET STARTED, START STORIES WE DIDN'T PLAN THEN WONDER WHY THEY FAIL AND ABANDON SEEMINGLY GOOD IDEAS BECAUSE WE'RE BORED OF THEM. AMONG ALL THAT, HOWEVER, HOPEFULLY SOMETHING WILL MAKE IT TO COMPLETION. EVEN IF WE DO SAY SO OURSELVES, OUR FINISHED WORKS ARE PRETTY GOOD.
SHOULD WE COME UP WITH AN IDEA FOR A NEW MOVIE, MAYBE WE'LL MAKE ONE, THERE MAY EVEN BE A NEW RPG ON THE WAY, WHO KNOWS? THE BEAUTY OF CREATIONS IS THAT THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. WE JUST WISH PEOPLE WOULD READ, PLAY OR WATCH OUR STUFF FROM TIME TO TIME. AFTER ALL OUR HARD WORK, IT'S THE LEAST YOU LOT COULD DO BUT NOOOOO... YOU ONLY COME HERE FOR THE FREE AIKO 3 TEXTURES DON'T YOU? GO ON, ADMIT IT! WE SLAVE AWAY TO CREATE WORLDS AND BOLD NEW STORIES FOR YOU, AND ALL YOU INGRATE PHILISTINES WANT IS FREE STUFF FOR DAZSTUDIO. WELL GOOD LUCK TO YOU, WE DON'T CARE. I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T CRY, DAMN YOU.
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