MEET AMY. THIS GOTHIC LOOKING GIRL WAS SO GOOD, FORTESQUE-SMYTHE MP OFFERED HER A JOB. SHE WORKED AT FUTILE'S FOR 2 YEARS AFTER THAT.

ELISE, A TOURIST FROM DORSET. STILL ONE OF THE BEST AMATEURS EVER TO GRACE THE FUTILE'S STAGE.

BAR MANAGER, LISA ARRANGED AN AMATEUR NIGHT AND HAD A GO HERSELF, MUCH TO THE ANNOYANCE OF THE PRO'S WHO HECKLED HER ALL NIGHT. SHE WAS LIVID.

NOBODY KNOWS THIS GIRL'S NAME. SHE STRIPPED IN THIRTY SECONDS FLAT, WAVED TO HER EX-BOYFRIEND TO SHOW HIM WHAT HE WAS MISSING THEN LEFT THE CLUB.

KAREN HERE VISITS THE ISLAND TWICE A YEAR FOR TWO WEEKS AT A TIME. SHE CATCHES THE SUN THEN LOVES TO SHOW OFF HER TAN AT FUTILE'S AMATEUR NIGHT.

THIS POOR THING RIPPED HER TOP OFF THEN FELL DOWN AND TWISTED HER KNEE. SHE THEN GOT BOOED FOR MAKING EVERYONE WAIT FOR THE NEXT ACT.

THIS GIRL HAD NO DANCING SKILLS WHATSOEVER. SHE SIMPLY TURNED UP ON STAGE ALREADY NAKED AND JIGGLED ABOUT, MUCH TO THE CROWD'S DELIGHT.

RULE 1: DON'T LET GO OF THE POLE WHEN BENDING BACKWARDS SHARPLY. THIS GIRL LEARNT THE HARD WAY.

THIS GIRL WAS FIRED FROM HER OFFICE JOB WHEN HER BOSSES HEARD SHE'D STRIPPED. BIG DAVE WENT TO SEE HER BOSSES AND NOW SHE OWNS THE COMPANY.

MEET NIKKI. HAVING PEELED OFF HER TOP SHE SUDDENLY LOST HER NERVE. TRIMINGLY THOUGHT SHE WAS SO CUTE, HE GAVE A BAR JOB HERE AT FUTILE'S.