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SO, NOW YOU'VE SAT DOWN, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY?

A - HI, BEAUTIFUL, CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?

B - SO, BABE, WHAT'S A CUTIE LIKE YOU DOING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?

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