FUTILE'S - THE BEST FAKE NIGHTCLUB ON THE INTERNET.
SITUATED ON THE PRIVATELY OWNED CARIBBEAN ISLAND OF CHURCHILL, FUTILE'S NIGHTCLUB IS UNLIKE ANY OTHER. BEING THE ONLY NIGHTSPOT ON AN ISLAND WHICH ATTRACTS HUNDREDS OF TOURISTS EVERY WEEK, THERE'S NEVER A QUIET NIGHT AT FUTILE'S.
EVERY NIGHT THE DANCING GIRLS TAKE THE STAGE AND RAISE THE TEMPERATURE THROUGH THE ROOF WHILE INSIDE THE MAIN BAR, THE DRINKS NEVER STOP FLOWING. A GOOD NIGHT OUT IS GUARANTEED AT FUTILE'S. WANT TO COME?
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN PAYING THE ISLAND A VISIT, THERE'S A FEW THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW FIRST. THE ISLAND'S ONE HOTEL CAN ONLY TAKE 300 GUESTS AT A TIME AND THERE'S QUITE A WAITING LIST. THERE'S ALSO A VETTING PROCESS, NOT ANY OLD RIFF RAFF ARE ALLOWED IN. THOSE WHO ARE REJECTED ENTRY CAN OFTEN BE SEEN PINING ON THE MAINLAND BEACH THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BAY.
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EVENING, THE MAIN BAR AREA IS A HIVE OF ACTIVITY. FILLED WITH A GOOD MIX
OF SEXY YOUNG LADIES AND WEALTHY TORIES, THE ATMOSPHERE IS ALWAYS A LOFTY ONE.
SERVING EVERY COCKTAIL IMAGINABLE, THE BEST QUALITY SPIRITS, WINES AND A VAST SELECTION OF REAL ALES, ALL TASTES ARE COVERED. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF LAGER LOUTS AND OTHER UNDESIRABLES, DRINKERS WANT FOR NOTHING AT FUTILE'S NIGHTCLUB. OF COURSE, QUALITY COMES AT A PREMIUM BUT IF MONEY WAS AN ISSUE YOU WOULDN'T BE ON THE ISLAND IN THE FIRST PLACE. THIS IS NOT A RESORT FOR YOUR AVERAGE HOLIDAY MAKER. ONLY THE ELITE MAKE IT TO FUTILE'S.
WHAT DOES FUTILE'S DO BEST? WOMEN, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THEIR DROVES. IF THERE AREN'T ENOUGH ON THE ISLAND AT
ANY GIVEN MOMENT, THE OWNERS WILL GO TO THE MAINLAND AND INVITE SOME.
THERE'S NEVER A LACK OF EYE CANDY IN THIS PLACE.
THE DANCING GIRLS THAT FUTILE'S NIGHTCLUB IS FAMOUS FOR ARE ALL FROM THE UNITED
KINGDOM AND LIVE IN THE FLATS ABOVE THE NIGHTCLUB. AS DO THE GOOD LOOKING
BARMAIDS. EVEN IN TIMES OF HARDSHIP ON THE TOTTY FRONT, THESE GIRLS ARE
EVER PRESENT.
THERE'S ALWAYS A LOT TO DO AT FUTILE'S. APART FROM THE WELL STOCKED BAR, THERE'S A SIZEABLE DANCE FLOOR AND OF COURSE THE TWO POLE DANCING STAGES. AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK, THERE'S ALSO EVENTS SUCH AS AMATEUR STRIP NIGHT, FANCY DRESS NIGHT OR A BEACHWEAR PARTY. ALL IN ALL FUTILE'S NIGHTCLUB IS A PERFECT UTOPIA AND IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT, YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME ALONG AND ENJOY THE EVENING OF YOU LIFE.
| THE NORTH POLE DANCE STAGE. EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR, ONE OF THE PROFESSIONAL DANCING GIRLS WILL APPEAR HERE AND WHOOP THE CROWD INTO A FRENZY. THE BAR AREA WILL EMPTY AND EVERYONE WILL GATHER TO WATCH HER TAKE IT ALL OFF, LEAVING NOTHING TO THE IMAGINATION. AT FUTILE'S NOTHING IS DONE IN HALF MEASURES. |
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| TOTTY HEAVEN. NOBODY HAS QUITE FIGURED OUT WHERE THEY COME FROM BUT EVERY AMATEUR STRIP NIGHT, GIRLS SEEM TO APPEAR FROM ALL OVER THE CARIBBEAN TO TAKE PART. MAYBE IT'S THE OFFER OF FREE DRINKS TO ANY GIRL WHO GETS NAKED THAT ATTRACTS THEM. WHO KNOWS? THE FACT IS, ON AMATEUR NIGHT, FUTILE'S IS TOTTY HEAVEN. |
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| THE SOUTH POLE DANCE STAGE. EVERY HOUR, ON THE HALF HOUR ONE OF THE PROFESSIONAL DANCING GIRLS WILL APPEAR HERE AND WHOOP THE CROWD INTO A FRENZY. THIS STAGE IS ALSO USED FOR EVENTS SUCH AS FANCY DRESS NIGHT. ON AMATEUR STRIP NIGHT, BOTH STAGES ARE USED BUT BEING WIDER, THE SOUTH STAGE IS THE CHOICE FOR EXCLUSIVE EVENTS. |
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FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, WIN THE LOTTERY, TAKE DEPORTMENT LESSONS THEN COME ON OVER AND SEE FOR YOURSELF. IF YOU'RE A GOOD LOOKING WOMAN, HOWEVER, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WELCOME. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?