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CHAT UP JADE
JADE: AW, YOU POOR THING. WHAT AN AWFUL MIDDLE NAME.
EXCELLENT, THE SYMPATHY ANGLE, NICE! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
A - IT GETS WORSE, MY FIRST NAME IS HUMPHREY.
B - IT'S NOT SO BAD, MY SISTER'S MIDDLE NAME IS MORAG. POOR COW.