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CHAT UP JADE

JADE: AW, YOU POOR THING.  WHAT AN AWFUL MIDDLE NAME.

EXCELLENT, THE SYMPATHY ANGLE, NICE!  KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 

A - IT GETS WORSE, MY FIRST NAME IS HUMPHREY.

B - IT'S NOT SO BAD, MY SISTER'S MIDDLE NAME IS MORAG.  POOR COW.

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