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CHAT UP JADE

JADE: I'M GLAD YOU HATE THE NAME MORAG.  MY NAME WAS MORAG PRATT UNTIL I HAD IT CHANGED BY DEED POLL.  JADE GREEN SOUNDS MUCH BETTER.

EXCELLENT, THE SYMPATHY ANGLE, NICE!  KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 

A - IT'S A NICE COLOUR TOO.

B - WHO THE HELL'S JADE GREEN?

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