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CHAT UP JADE

JADE: I'M JADE GREEN!!!

PILLOCK!  GET HER BACK ONSIDE, QUICK.  SAY SOMETHING! 

A - I WAS JOKING.  SORRY, I COULDN'T RESIST IT.  LET ME BUY YOU DINNER TO MAKE UP FOR IT.

B - I REALISE THAT NOW.  I'M A BIT SLOW BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME A BAD PERSON, DOES IT?

QUIT