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JADE: I'M JADE GREEN!!!
PILLOCK! GET HER BACK ONSIDE, QUICK. SAY SOMETHING!
A - I WAS JOKING. SORRY, I COULDN'T RESIST IT. LET ME BUY YOU DINNER TO MAKE UP FOR IT.
B - I REALISE THAT NOW. I'M A BIT SLOW BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME A BAD PERSON, DOES IT?