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CHAT UP JADE
JADE: OKAY, SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.
YOU JAMMY SOD! WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T MESS IT UP NOW, YOU'RE ALMOST HOME AND DRIED. GIVE HER A COMPLIMENT OR SOMETHING.
A - BEFORE WE GO, MAY I JUST SAY, YOUR TITS ARE POSITIVELY HEAVING THIS EVENING.
C - BEFORE WE GO, MAY I JUST SAY, YOU LOOK EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN NORMAL TONIGHT.