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CHAT UP JADE

JADE: OKAY, SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

YOU JAMMY SOD!  WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T MESS IT UP NOW, YOU'RE ALMOST HOME AND DRIED.  GIVE HER A COMPLIMENT OR SOMETHING.     

A - BEFORE WE GO, MAY I JUST SAY, YOUR TITS ARE POSITIVELY HEAVING THIS EVENING.

B - BEFORE WE GO, MAY I JUST SAY, I'M HEAVILY INTO S&M SO WE'LL NEED A SAFETY WORD BEFORE WE GET DOWN TO THE NAUGHTY STUFF.

C - BEFORE WE GO, MAY I JUST SAY, YOU LOOK EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN NORMAL TONIGHT.

QUIT