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CHAT UP JADE
JADE: EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN NORMAL? SO, YOU'VE SEEN ME IN HERE BEFORE? SHAME. SORRY, THERE'S STRICT RULES ABOUT GOING OUT WITH REGULARS. I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO PASS.
A DISAPPOINTED JADE SIGHS HEAVILY THEN SLOWLY GETS UP AND WALKS AWAY.
SO NEAR YET SO FAR, A SUPERB EFFORT - 200 POINTS.