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CHAT UP JADE
JADE: ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS?
YOU IDIOT! RESCUE IT, QUICK.
A - NO, IT REALLY IS A NICE COLOUR. MY BEDROOM CEILING IS JADE GREEN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT?
B - SO, I LIKE PASTELS? DOES THAT MAKE ME LESS OF A MAN?
QUIT