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CHAT UP JADE

JADE: ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS?

YOU IDIOT!  RESCUE IT, QUICK. 

A - NO, IT REALLY IS A NICE COLOUR.  MY BEDROOM CEILING IS JADE GREEN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT?

B - SO, I LIKE PASTELS?  DOES THAT MAKE ME LESS OF A MAN?

QUIT